Friday, April 01, 2005

:: trying to fool eh...::

i am sure most of you have april fool's sms-es and the likes by now.

but i believe this article, from Today newpaper is darn outright corny and following the Straits Times 'tradition' of April Fool's jokes, just like those by Class 95FM Morning Show pranks.

Would you prefer a boy or a girl?
S'pore company claims it can help choose sex of baby with 98.7% accuracy

BEING able to choose the sex of your child has become a scientific reality, with doctors able to manipulate the genetic makeup of the embryo.

more...


But then, who needs that once a year kinda prank when you can have The Weekly World News, every single fun day, with headlines like the ones shown below, who needs April Fools Day?


WORLD'S HOTTEST LESBIAN CAN TURN ANY WOMAN GAY!
Angry ex-husbands describe her as the ultimate sexual predator!

SEXY PSYCHIC SAYS... RUB MY BAZOOKAS FOR LOVE, MONEY & LUCK!
Want to get lucky? Just close your eyes, make a wish -- and rub psychic Jennifer Boulware's "banana squeezers."


BABE IS SLEEPING HER WAY ACROSS AMERICA -- TO BOOST NATIONAL UNITY

Bodacious blonde bombshell Bekki Venderson has embarked on a 2,824-mile hike across the United States -- vowing to have sex in homes and businesses she encounters along the way
!

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR PROSTITUTE IS AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL
Here, from government experts, are 10 warning signs that the prostitute you've picked up is a sinister space babe...


ETs CRASHED IN CHINA 12,000 YEARS AGO

A whopping 12,000 years ago -- long before the famous Roswell UFO wreck made headlines in America -- an alien spaceship crashed in China. And pint-size descendants of the occupants are still living in a remote Chinese village today.

So, have you been fooled today?



1 comment:

IZ Reloaded said...

Im a big fan of Weekly World News..Read them since i was a teenager